I’ve started this post in my head and on paper many times. I tried funny, philosophical, nonchalant, apologetic, etc. I have finally decided to just be straight (although I like girls too.)
I think I’m better.
I’m definitely bigger (I gained 10 pounds.)
I really am sorry.
I’m hoping to see y’all around here again.
I promise never to disappear like that again.
Welcome back to Thatifygirl.
(I thought that would make for a dramatic ending. Forgive me if it just sounded corny.)